Akash uske paas jaa pahuncha;
Ratan: Are yaar tu yahan kaise?
Akash: Abe meri chhod tu yahan akele baitha kyon pee raha hai?
Ratan: kuch nahin yaar … bas aise hi.
Akash: Yaar main tujhe apna bhaai manta hun, bata to sahi kya hua?
Ratan nab tak teen bottle beer pe chukka tha or chauthi bottle aadhi ho chuki thi aur uske haath mein thi. Baaki teen bottlein wahin park mein bikhri padi thin. Ratan us jile ke MP ka beta tha aur use poori chhut thi. Wo kabhi bhi … kahin bhi…. Apne baap ke MP hone ka fayda uthaane se baaj nahin aata tha.
Ratan: Yaar … aaj usne mera dil tod diya.
Akash: Kisne?
Ratan: Yaar … wahi… saali bahut banti hai. Saali ki umar ho gai hai “Gulaab” banne ki … (hiccups) aur aaj jab maine use propose kia to saali haramjaadi ne mana kar diya. (hicc) Saali pata nahin kitnon se chudwa chuki hogi. Mujhse bhi chudwa leti to kya jaata uska? Saali ko paise deta so alag! (hicc)
Akash: Par wo ladki hai kaun jisne mere bhaai ko mana kar diya?
Ratan: Abe saale teri bahan PRIYA!
Ye kahke Ratan ne beer ki bottle jo usne khaali kar di thi wo neeche patak ke tod daali. Akash ko gussa to bahut aya par wo bechara kuch kah nahin paya. Nashe mein dhoot Ratan uski gaand faad deta. Akash ke man mein to aya ki Saale Ratan ka sar unhin beer ki bottles se fod de par use yaad tha ki Ratan ka baap MP hai. Akash ne kuch nahin kaha or chup-chaap wahan se wapas chala aaya. Ghar aake uske dimaag mein Ratan ki wo baat; “(hicc) Saali pata nahin kitnon se chudwa chuki hogi. Mujhse bhi chudwa leti to kya jaata uska? Saali ko paise deta so alag! (hicc)” gunj rahi thi. “Kya sach mein uski bahan randi hai? Ab tak kitne ladke use chod chuke honge? …. Nahin… nahin… ye nahin ho sakta….. Priya aisi ladki nahin hai…. Mujhe pata lagana hoga ki uske kis-kis ke saath sambandh hain?” Akash yahi sochta-sochta Priya ke kamre mein ghusa jahan par jaane se use maa ne mana kiya tha. Kamra andar se poora pink paint hua tha … tabhi uska dhyaan table pe padi kitaabon pe pad jinpe dhool padi thi. Wo idhar-udhar dekhne laga tabhi use bathroom se paani girne ki aavaj aai. Matlab saaf tha, Priya naha rahi hai. Usne thodi or najar daudaai or wo Priya ke palang ke paas aaya. Usne utsukta wash takiya utha ke dekha, use laga uske neeche shayad use kisi ladke ki tasveer dikhegi par wahan aisa kuch nahin tha. Uske dil ko thodi tasalli hui… ki uski bahan aisi ladki nahi hai. Wo palat ke jaane laga tabhi use palang par padi Priya ki dresses dikhaai din. Pink color ki T-shirt jo dikhne mien bahut chhoti lag rahi thi or ek tight pajama. Unhin kapdon ki bagal mein use Priya ka phone dikha
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